So you want to become a powerful, universe controlling god? Then here's a compresensive guide on how to do just that!
Using this guide, you can slowly work your way up the tiers of the Cosmic Entity Scale to control your home universe within the next twenty five hundred billion years.
This guide assumes that you live on Earth in the year 2018 CE, that you have the average capabilities of a human being, and that you are in no major positions of power and of influence, either political or commercial.
Now that we've got that covered, let's go ahead and start.
The first thing you need to do in order to set this plan in motion is start a sucessful business. It doesn't need to be something groundbreaking and revolutionary, it just needs to be something that will make you ten million dollars at least. As a less effective alternative, you can become a politician and try to get elected to an influential office.
The next thing you need to do is wait.
That's right. Wait at least twenty years - at least - before doing anything.
Trust me on this: becoming a comsic entity won't be quick and easy.
It'll be hard.
Very hard.
By the time you've finished waiting and building up your influence - which will be about the year 2040 - humanity will be at a technological crossroads. Human-level, sentient AI will have been created by this point in time, and personal genetic engineering will have become an affordable thing to do.
So where am I getting at this?
Well, once that time comes, you'll need to start augmenting yourself - primarily your mind and intellect, but also try to extend your lifespan as much as possible. If you're lucky, you'll increase it to about 200 years by 2050. Don't worry; if you play your cards right, there will be many more opportunities to extend your life expectancy even more.
After you've augmented yourself as much as you can, you'll need to keep expanding your influence and power for the next half century. Hopefully by 2100, you'll either be/have been the head of state/government in your home country or own a multi-billion dollar corporation. All the while, you still need to keep augmenting your mind and your life span as much as you can.
That's it for part one of this guide - next time, we'll talk about the colonization of the solar system and what you can do to participate in it, among many other things.